Not Available at LL Bean

So I decided it might be amusing to visit nearby LL Bean Outlet. I do have some favorite LL Bean products. No. Not so much joy today. Tees and sweatshirts with screened printing and styles that nobody wanted ... and no difficulty understanding why. Miscellaneous pant sizes and shoe types. I was discouraged. Decided to go elsewhere and survey jeans.

Old Navy seemed to have only pre-torn, distressed and dirty jeans. Does Target even have a Men's Department? JCP had promising jeans of the right hue and size but "brand" I didn't recognize. Left feeling I should probably stay with Lee and Wrangler. 

But thankfully there was a Longhorn Steakhouse nearby. Mmmm. Flo's Filet 6 oz, fully loaded baked potato, and unsweetened ice tea. Perfect.